My name is Jon Arbuckle. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Indiana, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as a cartoonist for the local newspaper, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After that I make lasagna for my cat Garfield and walk Odie, my dog. I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues with my cat at his last vet check-up with Liz.
I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life with my pets. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause Garfield and Odie to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.