In the beginning, Yeldur created the heaven and the earth. And earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And the Spirit of Yeldur moved upon the face of the waters. And Yeldur said, let there be autism: and there was autism. And Yeldur saw the autism, and that it was good: and Yeldur divided the autism from the cancer. And Yeldur called the autism STRONG and the cancer he called WEAK. And the Krems and the Hobos were the first autists.
And Yeldur said, let the tears under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the wet brains appear: and it was so. And Yeldur called the wet brains retards; and the gathering together of the wet brains called the Moderators: And Yeldur saw that it was retarded.
And Yeldur said, let the earth bring forth shit games, the retard yielding seed, and the autism tree yielding autist after its kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
And Yeldur blessed them, saying, Be autistic and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let retards multiply in the mud. And the evening and morning were the fith day.
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the hosts of them. And on the seventh day Yeldur ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day form all his work which he had made. And Yeldur blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he has rested from all his work which Yeldur created and made.
These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the Lord Yeldur made the earth and the heavens, and every type of autist before it was in the earth, and every herb of the retard before it grew: for the Lord Yeldur had not caused it to rain tears upon the earth, and there was not an autist to till the ground.
And the Lord Yeldur formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of stupidity; and man became a living autist.